I cheated on Nicky. With a treadmill.
It was raining!!!! And I've got new shoes!!!! And I love how new and unstinky and unmanky they are. I wanted to keep them like that for just a bit longer.
So I cheated.
The guy next to me had his running pace up to 12. Mine was at 10. So you know what I did? Cranked mine up to 12. Sweat pouring off me. Cheeks bright red. Gulping in air like a fish out of water.
Why didn't I just turn it down?
I DON'T KNOW WHY?!!!
I just had this fire in my belly to beat him.
Could have been the chilli beans I had the night before.