Monday, 22 April 2013

I cheated on Nicky. With a treadmill.

It was raining!!!! And I've got new shoes!!!! And I love how new and unstinky and unmanky they are. I wanted to keep them like that for just a bit longer.

So I cheated.
I competed.

The guy next to me had his running pace up to 12. Mine was at 10. So you know what I did? Cranked mine up to 12. Sweat pouring off me. Cheeks bright red. Gulping in air like a fish out of water.

Why didn't I just turn it down?


I just had this fire in my belly to beat him.

Could have been the chilli beans I had the night before.